How do you make babies?

How do you make babies?

A second grader came home from school and said to her mother,"Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."

The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep hercool. "That's interesting," she said, "How do you make babies?"

"It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."

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A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse.

"Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday," she says.

The doctor advises her to cut out Wednesday.

"I can't," says the woman. "That's the only night I'm home with my husband!"

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A man goes into a store and starts looking around. He sees a washer and dryer, but there is no price listed on them. He asks the salesperson, "How much is the washer and dryer?"

"Five dollars for both of them," the sales guy says.

"Yeah right, you've got to be kidding me!" the man says.

"No, that's the price," the sales guy says, "Do you want to buy them or not?"

"Yeah, I'll take them," the man says. The man continues to look around and he sees a car stereo system with a detachable face cassette player, a CD changer, amplifier, speakers, and subwoofers.

"How much?" he asks.

"Five dollars for the system," the sales guy says.

"Is it stolen?" the guy asks.

"No," says the salesman, "It's brand new, do you want it or not?"

"Yes," the guy says. He looks around some more. Next he finds a top-of-the-line computer with printer and monitor.

"How much?" he asks.

"Five dollars," the salesman says.

"I'll take that too!" the man says.

As the salesperson is ringing up the purchases, the man asks him, "Why are your prices so cheap?"

The salesman says, "Well, the owner of the store is at my house right now with my wife. What he's doing to her, I'm doing to his business."

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Viagra is now available in liquid form. FDA officials today announced the release of the wonder drug, Viagra, in a new, easy-to-take liquid form. It is sold under the name "Mydixadrill."

Now, when men come home from work in the evening, they can pour themselves a stiff one.

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