Trick or Treat
There were these two children of color trying to decide what to get dressed as to go trick-or-treating for Halloween. Finally the oldest one, Robert, turned to his sister Francine and said, "I know, we'll go as Hansel and Gretel."|
Well, they dressed up as Hansel and Gretel on Halloween night and off they went to ring doorbells all over the neighborhood. They came to a house on the end of their block and Robert rang the doorbell.
"Trick or Treat," Robert and Francine yelled in unison.
The old man at the door peered down at them and said. "And who are you?"
"Why, we're Hansel and Gretel," Robert said.
The man shook his head. "You can't be Hansel and Gretel. Hansel and Gretel were white."
And then he slammed the door on their faces.
Well Robert and Francine went back to their house and Robert thought furiously. "I know," he said. "You can go as Little Bo Peep and I'll go as Little Boy Blue."
So they changed quickly into their new costumes and headed back out the door. A few minutes later, they found themselves at the same house as earlier.
"Trick or Treat," Robert and Francine yelled again as the door opened.
Once again the man stared down at them and said, "Who might you be."
The guy says, "Its a long story, when I was in the Navy I was looking overboard while in route to Europe and noticed a mermaid in distress. I threw her a life buoy and pulled her up on deck. In her gratitude she granted me one wish. Well I have been out to sea for some time and I first asked her for some sex. She replied that she would love to but the bottom half of her was fish and that was highly impossible. So then I asked her for a little head.
The first man yells "Hey buddy...can I borrow one of your oars?"
The other man yells back "They're not whores... they're my sisters."
The interviewer promptly replies, "the same as previous".
To which this lady replies "then unzip your fly rightaway"
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