Fire in the building

A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She's about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings!

She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs out after her. He's searching the building, but the smoke gets too heavy, so he runs outside looking for her.

By this time, the firemen are there. He sees one of them and asks, "Did you see a beautiful blonde, in a sheer blue negligee, with $200 in her hand?"

The fireman says, "No!"

The guy then says, "Well, if you see her, screw her. It's paid for."

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LANGUAGE OF LOVE

At a local college, there was a dance. A guy from America asked a girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze and says, "In America, we call this a hug."

She says, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too."

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss."

She says, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too."

Later that evening, after quite a few drinks, he takes her out on the campus lawn and proceeds to screw her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich."

She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."

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A man saw a sign in a clothing store which said "We sell everything!"

The guy walked up to the clerk and asked her for some glass pants.

The woman replied, "Sorry sir we don't sell those."

The man argued that the sign stated that the store sold everything.

The woman remarked that glass pants did not even exist.

The man went to his home, and came back to the store wearing a pair of glass pants. The man said triumphantly, "See, I told you that they existed!"

The woman said, "At first I thought you were crazy.....but now I see you're nuts!"

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My cousin Hank is really confused. He had a sex change operation and then became a lesbian.

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