Japanese honeymoon

A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So the first morning of her honeymoon when the young Japanese bride crawled out of bed after making love and she stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes, she accidentally lets out a big fart.

She looked up and said:"So sorry...excuse please, front hole so happy back hole laugh out loud."

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Little Mary was not the best student in sunday school.Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping.

"Tell me mary, who created the universe?"

When Mary didn't stir,little Johnny an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God almighty," shouted Mary.

The teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked,"Mary, who is our Lord & Savior?"

But mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her.

"Jesus Christ," shouted Mary.

The teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep, again.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question: "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her 23rd. child?"

Again Johnny came to the rescue by jabbing her with the pin.

This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me once more I'll break it in half."

The teacher fainted.

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Age and Women

1.Between the ages of 13 and 18,she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.
2.Between the ages of 19 and 35,she is like Asia, hot and exotic.
3.Between the ages of 36 and 45,she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.
4.Between the ages of 46 and 56,she is like Europe, exhausted but still has points of interest.
5.After 56 she is like Australia,everybody knows it's down there, but who gives a damn?

Age and Men

1. Between 16 and 26: Tri-weekly
2. Between 27 and 46: Try weekly
3. Over 47: Try weakly

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"I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Jill to MsKitty.

"But I thought you said Todd had a vasectomy," MsKitty responded.

"He did. That's why I have to take every precaution."

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