Three nuns passed every day through a street that led them from Church to a Reformatory. They noticed a parrot that stood at the entrance of a big residential house. Every time they passed in front of that house, the bird would pronounce three sequential colors. |
One day, they heard, "Yellow, blue, black."
One of the nuns noticed that those colors perfectly matched the colors of their underwear. She mentioned her discovery to the other two nuns, but both were reluctant to believe that could be possible.
The next day, they all wore black underwear and passed in front of the house, and very precisely the parrot spoke, "Black, black, black."
Hearing that, the three nuns were astonished!!. One of the nuns spoke up: "Girls, tomorrow we are going to trick that bird."
Saying that, she recommended that the next day, none of them should wear any underwear under their vestments. Respecting their agreement, next day they wore no underwear and proceeded to pass in front of the parrot's house.
They peeked at the bird. At the beginning, the parrot looked a bit puzzled. He swung back and forth on the cane he was perched on. Then, after a while, the Parrot spoke, "Straight, Straight, Curly!"
Odd one this
Having watched her do this for half an hour, his curiosity and libido were aroused in equal measure, so he approached her.
"Excuse me, my dear", he said, "I couldn't help noticing your exercise routine, is there a purpose in it?"
"Yes", she replied, "I'm in training for my career".
"And what is that, my dear", he asked.
"I'm a prostitute in Venice" she replied.
"Oh," she says, "40 bucks a year ain't too bad!"
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