What kind of Woman are you?
A guy stops to talk to a beautiful woman standing alone by a bus stop. "Hello, I must say, you are about the most beautiful women I have ever met."|
"Thank you very much, replied the women."
The guy quickly follows up, "I was wondering if you'd sleep with me for a million dollars?"
"A million dollars!" the girl responds. She thinks for a moment and answers, "Yes, I would sleep with you for a million dollars."
"How about five bucks," responds the guy.
"Five Bucks!, What kind of woman do you think I am?"
"We've already determined that," he replies. "Now we are just haggling over the price".
The first man rummaged around in his pockets and presented several fir tree needles saying: "These are Christmas trees".
St. Peter, being of good cheer, accepted this and allowed the man entry.
The second man searched his pockets and found some small bells that he presented and said: "These are jingle bells".
Again, St. Peter kindly let this man enter.
The third man searched his pockets thoroughly and suddenly presented a pair of women's panties.
"And what", asks St.Peter, "are these?"
The man replies: "These are Carols!"
The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back overand taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
"No way!" the old perfesser responded. "I'm married!!!"
"So???" queried the hooker.
"MrsPerfesser will do it for $30," he replied.
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