What A Woman Wants In A Man
Original List... (at age 22)
1. Handsome. |
3. Financially Successful.
4. A Caring Listener.
6. In Good Shape.
7. Dresses with Style.
8. Appreciates the Finer Things.
9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises.
10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover.
Revised List... (at age 42)
1. Not too ugly.
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public.
3. Works steady.
4. Doesn't nod off while I'm emoting.
5. Usually remembers the punch lines of jokes.
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture.
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear.
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids.
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down.
10. Shaves on weekends.
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I'll drink to that.
As I continued my underwater exploring, I noticed that everywhere I swam, she swam. I snorkeled for another 20 minutes. So did she. I climbed back in the boat. So did she. I felt very flattered and, as I took off my fins, asked her coyly why she had stayed in the water for so long.
"I'm the lifeguard," she replied matter-of-factly. "I couldn't get out until you did."
A Little Head
The guy says, "Its a long story, when I was in the Navy I was looking overboard while in route to Europe and noticed a mermaid in distress. I threw her a life buoy and pulled her up on deck. In her gratitude she granted me one wish. Well I have been out to sea for some time and I first asked her for some sex. She replied that she would love to but the bottom half of her was fish and that was highly impossible. So then I asked her for a little head.
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