A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind a tree. Then another couple behind some bushes by the house. He walked up to the door of the house, and knocked. A well dressed woman answered the door, and the man asked what kind of a place this was. |
"This is a brothel" replied the madam.
"Well, what's all this out on the lawn?" queried the man.
"Oh, we're having a yard sale today."
When your name comes to the top of the list, you will receive 16,877 men and one of them is bound to be a hell of a lot better than the one you already have . . . .
Do not break the chain . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . have faith
One woman broke the chain and got her own S.O.B. back. At this writing a friend of mine had already received 184 men. They buried her yesterday, but it took three undertakers 35 hours to get the smile off her face, and 2 days to get her legs together so they could close the coffin.
You must have faith
signed: A liberated woman
She said, "Do you like sex?"
I said, "Of course I like sex."
She said, "Do you like yourself?"
I said, "Yeah, I guess I do."
She said, "Then go screw yourself."
G: Nobody gets the girl.
PG: The Good Guy Gets The Girl.
R: The Bad Guy Gets The Girl.
X: Everybody Gets The Girl.
"Yes," she replied. "I wasn't getting any younger and I had to choose between a burglar and a lawyer."
Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA.
What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, Kentucky.
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