Sale

A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind a tree. Then another couple behind some bushes by the house. He walked up to the door of the house, and knocked. A well dressed woman answered the door, and the man asked what kind of a place this was.

"This is a brothel" replied the madam.

"Well, what's all this out on the lawn?" queried the man.

"Oh, we're having a yard sale today."

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Dear ...

This letter was started by a woman like yourself in the hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discontented women. Unlike most chain letters this one does not cost you anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then, bundle up your husband or boyfriend and send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list and add your name to the bottom of the list.

When your name comes to the top of the list, you will receive 16,877 men and one of them is bound to be a hell of a lot better than the one you already have . . . .

Do not break the chain . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . have faith

One woman broke the chain and got her own S.O.B. back. At this writing a friend of mine had already received 184 men. They buried her yesterday, but it took three undertakers 35 hours to get the smile off her face, and 2 days to get her legs together so they could close the coffin.

You must have faith

signed: A liberated woman

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I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a drink?"

She said, "Do you like sex?"

I said, "Of course I like sex."

She said, "Do you like yourself?"

I said, "Yeah, I guess I do."

She said, "Then go screw yourself."

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Movie Rating System Explained:

G: Nobody gets the girl.

PG: The Good Guy Gets The Girl.

R: The Bad Guy Gets The Girl.

X: Everybody Gets The Girl.

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The judge was very stern with the woman. "You are the wife of this man," he said severely. "You knew he was a burglar when you married him?"

"Yes," she replied. "I wasn't getting any younger and I had to choose between a burglar and a lawyer."

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Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.

No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA.

What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, Kentucky.

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