Dating Dictionary

DATING:
The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

EASY:
A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.

EYE CONTACT:
A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

FRIEND:
A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE:
A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."

IRRITATING HABIT:
What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.

SOBER:
A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.

ATTRACTION:
The act of associating horniness with a particular person.

LOVE AT 1st SIGHT:
What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

LAW OF RELATIVITY:
How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.

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Let's fuck

A man met a chick in a bar. He said, "Baby, I'm a man of few words, let's fuck".
She said, "Your place or mine?"

He said, "Hell, if you are going to argue about it, forget it".

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A guy was sitting at a bar by these two chicks that were sitting by each other talking. He buys himself a drink and tells the bartender to buy each of the women one.

The bartender says, "Um...sir, are you sure you want to do that?"

The guy, Paul says, "Of course I'm sure, just do it!"

So the bartender does and the two women look at Paul like he's a lunitic.

After Paul is really drunk, he goes over and starts telling the two women his life story. He eventually tells them that he's never smelt a pussy before.

The one woman leans over as if to kiss him and and instead breathes really hard on him.

Paul asks, "Why in hell did you do that?"

The woman answers, "Now, you've smelt pussy before," and pointing to the other woman, "Hers."

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TEN THING MEN KNOW FOR SURE ABOUT WOMEN
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