A Recent Study
A recent study was done to determine the most popular position for sex amongst married couples.|
The results showed, overwhelmingly, that it happens to be "doggie" style.
In other words, he sits up and begs, while she rolls over and plays dead.
With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes.
Male menopause - you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
"Liza," she began, "I think it would be nice if we had a little chat about how life is formed. As you know, a baby grows in a lady's tummy and..."
"It might be interesting to hear you tell it, Mom," interrupted the daughter, "but what I really want to know is how to fake an orgasm."
"I'm really happy for you, Roy," his best friend assured him. "And what did you say this paragon's name is?"
"Betty Jo," replied Roy, a look of pure happiness coming over his face at the mere mention of her name. "Betty Jo Bronowski."
"Not Betty Jo Bronowski!" yelled his buddy. "Roy, you can't be serious about marrying her. She's slept with every man in Poughkeepsie!"
A frown passed over Roy's face as he reflected briefly. "Heck," he responded, "Poughkeepsie's not such a big town."
In a heavy southern drawl, she says, "You know, they have women up there who have sex with other women."
In a whispered voice, her friend replies, "Oh, my! What do they call them?"
"They call them lesbians.
"And there's men who have sex with other men," says the women. "They call them homosexuals."
Then, she pauses, lowers her voice even more and says, "And, they have these men up there that will put their face in a woman's privates and kiss and lick all around..."
"Do tell!" gasps her friend, "What do they call them?"
"Heck if I know, I just patted him on the head and called him Precious."
The flattered girl told him it was Chanel #5.
Then wanting to return the compliment, she said, "You smell good, too. What is it that you have on?"
"Well, I've got a hard on, but I didn't think you could smell it," the guy replied.
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