Nuts about you
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.|
I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."
My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
"Good day M'am, how may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir how much does this rug cost?"
He answers, "Lady if you farted just touching it, you're gonna shit in your pants when you hear what the price is!"
His wife replied, "What do you want tires for? You don't have a car."
He says, "I don't complain when you go out and buy a new bra, do I?"
"You're gonna get a good lickin when daddy gets home" she said.
Susie replied, "Johnny's been doing that all afternoon."
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